The Sea

Posted on January 6th, 2009 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

they say a woman
rages and calms like the sea;
i’ll drink to that shit.

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Letting Go

Posted on January 4th, 2009 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

night’s dark relief, by
morning light transformed into
vague scent of urine

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Premature

Posted on January 2nd, 2009 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

one man’s will cannot
hope to quell the rising flood.
please hold very still.

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Drunk In The Alley

Posted on January 2nd, 2009 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

moonlight gleams golden
the stream arcs and splashes
all over my shoes

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Dear iTunes Reviewers

Posted on December 30th, 2008 in Attempted Humor | No Comments »

Is 4th grade level grammar and spelling too much to ask? Really?

Love, Pip

P.S. I will hire a hacker to break into the iTunes account database and find the personal address of the next fucker who posts a review saying “should i wach this show? click YES if u think i should :)”.

Then I will find you, and I will do things to you. Dark things.

Jizzaster

Posted on December 29th, 2008 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

a surge in the tide
may strike with little warning.
sorry ’bout your eye.

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Oops

Posted on December 28th, 2008 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

a surge in the tide
may strike with little warning.
sorry ’bout your eye.

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Oops.

Posted on December 28th, 2008 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

a surge in the tide
may strike with little warning.
sorry ’bout your eye.

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Restroom Rembrandt

Posted on December 28th, 2008 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

the depths of his soul
fight to be heard. he sighs and
draws another dick.

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Street Performer

Posted on December 28th, 2008 in Indecent Haiku | No Comments »

he sang with his soul
setting it free! and his soul
couldn’t sing for shit.

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