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Why. Why. Why. Why?
Wh- but why? Why would you… why? Why. Why. WHY.
You’re a semi-moderate… why? Why. Why? I don’t underst… why? What were you going for, the neo-conservative vote? Who else were they going to vote for, Obama? They’re neo-cons - as a rule, they don’t like black people, much less liberal, free-thinking ones. So why?
Why.
WHY?!?
I finally went and created myself a website: http://www.jgpippin.com. Don’t ask me what the whole orange paint thing is about; I have no idea. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but then, I was pretty drunk.
Thoughts? Critiques? I’m actually pretty bad at self-promotion, so let me know what you guys think.
I’ve taken what used to be the “meditations” portion of this site and turned it into its own site, called Indecent Haiku. I’ll be writing there along with a few friends. Anybody here who happens to be funny, I’d love to have you write as well. You can sign up for your own dashboard and submit haiku to us to publish.
Go! Now!
I’m overhauling Cool Blog Name. It’s been up for a while now, and to be honest, I’ve been lazy about upgrades. The software is versions old, some of the plug-ins and hacks are held together by string, and it’s time for a complete overhaul.
This temporary theme is up until I can design something special. And you may find that the navigation’s a bit screwy for a couple of days. But we’ll be back on track in a week or so.
If you don’t get the irony, God help you.
dear abbreviation-happy chat guy,
i kno u think ur teh shit bc u r 1337 & u pwn @ wow & crysis, but u l00k like a tard wen u type, lolz.
idk where u learn ur eng skillz but i h8 2 read wat u type bc it l00ks like its a) md5‘d or b) written by a 5yo w/ downs rofl.
also, b4 i 4get, i rly h8 2 b the 1 2 tell u this, but “ur gay” is not as gr8 a comeback as u think. +, i think ur making that smiley up
i no ur 28, but i think ur momz wants u upstairs now O.o i hope u will b afk while u eat ur rice crispy tr33ts.
Jeeeest testing out ScribeFire.
The new Firefox r0x, by the way. Continue reading ‘Getting testy’
My house is absolutely crawling with mysterious creatures. As I lay in bed at night, I hear them scratching at the door. They’re nocturnal, and I’m fairly sure they’re mammalian. While these creatures have not, as yet, posed imminent threat to my life, they have ravished my apartment; I find evidence of their violence in the form of shredded clothing, torn upholstery, and the general strewing about of my belongings.
No, I’m not crazy; I have cats. But then again, is there a difference?
Continue reading ‘Infestation’
Dear New York Gypsy Cab* Driver,
Who the hell are you talking to on the phone? You’ve been chattering nonstop for the last half-hour. I don’t think I’ve even seen you breathe, much less allow the person supposedly on the other end of the line to speak.
Who is your carrier, and what crazy rate plan are you on? I know you’re not swimming in cash or you wouldn’t be driving a Towncar that looks like it ended its career as an extra on a Dukes of Hazzard episode. Continue reading ‘Taxi!’
