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I finally went and created myself a website: http://www.jgpippin.com.  Don’t ask me what the whole orange paint thing is about; I have no idea.  Seemed like a good idea at the time, but then, I was pretty drunk.

Thoughts?  Critiques?  I’m actually pretty bad at self-promotion, so let me know what you guys think.

I’m overhauling Cool Blog Name.  It’s been up for a while now, and to be honest, I’ve been lazy about upgrades.  The software is versions old, some of the plug-ins and hacks are held together by string, and it’s time for a complete overhaul.

This temporary theme is up until I can design something special.  And you may find that the navigation’s a bit screwy for a couple of days.  But we’ll be back on track in a week or so.

If you don’t get the irony, God help you.

My house is absolutely crawling with mysterious creatures. As I lay in bed at night, I hear them scratching at the door. They’re nocturnal, and I’m fairly sure they’re mammalian. While these creatures have not, as yet, posed imminent threat to my life, they have ravished my apartment; I find evidence of their violence in the form of shredded clothing, torn upholstery, and the general strewing about of my belongings.

No, I’m not crazy; I have cats. But then again, is there a difference?

I recently applied for a job that I want very badly, and conducted an initial phone interview with one of their HR people. I transcribed the contents of the call, and was hoping I could get some reader feedback on how it went.

Okay, Barbara, where we gonna go next?

Well, I don’t know where we should go, I thought you had some stuff to do.

Yeah, well, let’s stop here for a sec and figure this out. You have to pick up new school clothes at the plus-size store for Sarah, and I gotta pick up a new little league jersey for Ray at the plus-size kid’s sports store. So I’ll go down that way and you go down that way, and we’ll meet back here.

Wow. These people behind us are really pushy. Mall people. Jeez.