How To Lend Your Girlfriend Your Powerbook

24. Jan, 2010 0 Comments

So very wrong. True, but wrong. RT @remygale: God bless #Jewish #women and their secret kabbalistic dick-sucking powers. 10 mins ago
The time has come to replace the capslock key with a hot-key combo. If you can't figure out how to turn it on, you've no business using it. 1 day ago
Fun Fact: The Internet was invented by DARPA to provide a robust, scalable infrastructure for distributing naked pictures of Alyssa Milano. 2 weeks ago
STOP USING APOSTROPHES IN YOUR PLURALS. It's not "drink's" or even "1990's." Just put an s on it. We're talking 3rd grade stuff here. 2 weeks ago
Forgot how much I like butterscotch... it's like a unicorn came in my mouth. 3 weeks ago
If a client says to you "I want this by the 16th," is it considered impolitic to reply "It's nice to have dreams?" 3 weeks ago
Theory: Playing bongo drums results in a specific disorientation that causes one to believe that others want to hear one's bongo drums. 3 weeks ago
#TigerWoods spends his entire career trying to put it in 18 different holes, and we're surprised this carries over into his personal life? 3 weeks ago
@ohhoe not true. Watching "Twilight" alone would be sadder. Come to think of it, watching it at all would be sadder. in reply to ohhoe 3 weeks ago
"Hershey has an app?" I remember this exact conversation from 1996, only substituting "webpage" for "app." 3 weeks ago
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