Dear Abbreviation-Happy Chat Guy

i kno u think ur teh shit bc u r 1337 & u pwn @ wow & crysis, but u l00k like a tard wen u type, lolz.

idk where u learn ur eng skillz but i h8 2 read wat u type bc it l00ks like its a) md5‘d or b) written by a 5yo w/ downs rofl.

also, b4 i 4get, i rly h8 2 b the 1 2 tell u this, but “ur gay” is not as gr8 a comeback as u think. +, i think ur making that smiley up

i no ur 28, but i think ur momz wants u upstairs now O.o i hope u will b afk while u eat ur rice crispy tr33ts.