Dear Readers
29. Mar, 2007
8 Comments
Dear Cool Blog Name Readers,
Hi. Are you enjoying my site? Everything okay, navigational menus, pop-up images, all that? Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Okay, great. Let’s get down to business, then, shall we?
Comment, you fuckers.
I don’t do this for the fun of it. I do it for the cash. Well, at $0.06 a day in Google AdSense clicks, I don’t suppose I could really go that far, but at the very least I do it for my deep-seated need for approval and admiration.
Sure, my posts are only marginally funny at best. And granted, the general level of interest in 1980s video game peripherals and the habits of my two cats is pretty low, even by Internet standards. But still, your comments are my lifeblood.
Many of you out there have kindly posted comments on my blog to inform me of such important matters as where I can get low-price Cialis and/or breast enhancement pills. Still others of you have been nice enough to take an interest in my online gambling opportunities. While I appreciate these fascinating if rather redundant (536 in a week! Wow!) discussion topics, I’d prefer we keep the discussions to the following themes:
- How awesome I am
- How awesome my blog is
- How awesome all the things I find interesting are
- How awesome my pictures are
- How incredibly large my penis must be for me to write so awesomely
Try to stay away from the following topics:
- How lame I must be to have tracked down a song from the early nineties
- How flat my sense of humor is
- How much spare time I must have to write this crap
- How ridiculous I manage to look in any picture taken of me
- Where to buy pills for erectile dysfunction (see above)
If you’ll just remember these simple requests and occasionally click on a link or two so that I can save up for that brain surgery I’ve been wanting, we’ll get along just fine. Thanks!
Love,
Pip
Pip is a picker, he's a grinner. He's a lover and he's a sinner.
Monkey see, monkey do. This is a comment.
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Well, thanks! I’m not sure how amused I should be by the fact that my post begging people to comment only received one comment.
Aw Pip, don’t you know that everyday we wait with bated breath to see what you will entertain us with next? We love you!
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Well, I have no idea when this will be read, but… Just to ease your mind that you are not talking/writing to yourself, I am here… I’m a student in texas and sitting in my computer class listening to a under qualified teacher stumble his way through internet security and server information…. Just a little quote. (As he is reading from a powerpoint presentation, in a coma-inducing mona-tone voice) “There are many differn’t Ho-axes and malware programs that find there way into computers” HOLY CRAP!! Last time I recalled on my “wonderful” public education expereince… Ho-axe was a little different…like a trick…and pernounced differently…. *sigh* wtf….
Anyways, back to how insanly wonderful you are, I enjoy posts, and posts of your readers although i was hesitent to post myself in fear of addiction. So i’ll do some clicking…check out some of your wonderful adsense and make your a whopping 1 cent today, i know i know… you don’t have to thank me. Thought about starting my own blog once…then remembering what my own wife doesn’t give a shit when i talk why should anyone else…so i quickly abandoned the idea.
Bad news Pip, all the adds are blocked by a baracuda web filter in my school, so…you’re fucked…or i can go home and look around….or bring my laptop/palm…. Good news is….
jona, you are my new best friend.