I looked it up, and the correct way to spell the phrase that follows “I am the walrus” is…

WAIT! Think about this. If you would like to go on believing that the correct spelling is “koo-koo-kajoo” or whatever your brain has idly cooked up, do not click the link below. This is a life-changing decision; don’t be too hasty.

I am the walrus, I am the walrus… show

No, seriously. I checked like five lyric sites.

What did you idiots think it was, “coo-coo-kachoo?” That’s just stupid. Ha-ha, ha-ha, heh…

Ahem.

Oh, and before you scoff at me for not having known this, and inform me that you’ve known the correct spelling since you were old enough to write, I would like to point out that that makes you the freak, not me.