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How To… Make Your Own Media Baby

25. Oct, 2007 0 Comments

Because the world doesn’t have enough screwed-up kids.

Comics

babies, celebrities, how to, media

Dear Geena Davis

01. Oct, 2007 0 Comments

Stop having plastic surgery.

Now.

Letters

celebrities

Dear Pax Thien,

30. Mar, 2007 1 Comment

Dear Latest Paparazzi Distraction,

Congratulations on winning the “Angelina Jolie Third-World Child Adoption” sweepstakes. You will now be treated to the life of a normal American child…

Except that your mother will never be home, you’ll have more money than God, and your every footfall will be recorded by the media for the viewing entertainment of about 3 billion people.Â But other than that, completely normal.

Letters

celebrities, media

Dear Mr. Combs

28. Mar, 2007 3 Comments

Dear P. Did, no.. wait. Puff Diddy? No, Puffy Did? No. Sean Diddy? No, wait. Piddy, Puff Pid, Duffy… Pud…

Oh, fuck it already.

Love,

Pip

Letters

celebrities

Elton Octopus

02. Jan, 2007 0 Comments

Doc Ock and Elton John. Coincidence? I think not.

Have you ever seen them in a room together? Not I.

Featured

celebrities, elton john, Featured, look-alikes, Photos

Summertime inquiry

27. Jun, 2006 2 Comments

Bradley can’t answer, but maybe somebody else can: Exactly what are the qualifications necessary to represent the LBC? And don’t they take your qualifications away if they find out that your woman spreads her lovin’ all over and you don’t do anything about it?

Musings

celebrities, deep thoughts, music

An ode to NIN

10. May, 2006 1 Comment

I’m hearing your song
On the line
Keep getting it on 101.9
I turn the dial
My surprise
That crap is also blaring out of 98.5.

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celebrities, music

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