Cool Blog Name » cereal http://coolblogname.com Equally Cool Blog Description Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:41:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Dear Trix Kid http://coolblogname.com/letters/dear-kids/ http://coolblogname.com/letters/dear-kids/#comments Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:34:03 +0000 Pip http://coolblogname.com/?p=758 Enough is enough. That freakin’ rabbit has been trying to get some Trix for 40 years now.  Isn’t it time to quit being a prick about it?

“Trix are for kids?” Seriously.  It’s a $3 box of crappy, unreasonably-colored sugar balls with little to no nutritional value.  A cartoon rabbit is about the only thing it is fit to be fed to.

Besides, he’s an anthropomorphic talking rabbit.  One with an obsessive fixation on a breakfast cereal, who’s shown time and time again the ridiculous lengths he’s willing to go to to score his fix.  He’s not silly; he’s scary.  And it’s only a matter of time before this gets out of hand.

So quit being a dick and give him a bowl.  Before somebody gets hurt.

Love, Pip

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