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Bradley can’t answer, but maybe somebody else can: Exactly what are the qualifications necessary to represent the LBC? And don’t they take your qualifications away if they find out that your woman spreads her lovin’ all over and you don’t do anything about it?

The lavatory at work just got one of these new-fangled paper towel dispensers with the electric eye. Y’know, the kind you wave your hand in front of to get your four-square-inch towel.

Does anybody else ever feel like they’re performing the Jedi Mind Trick on those things?

In honor of Smivey: Electric-eye paper towel dispensers, you suck.

I’ve never understood the phrase “You can’t have your cake and it it too.”

What else is a cake used for? If I can’t eat it, why would I want it in the first damn place?

Unless, of course, the maxim means “have” in the carnal sense. In which case I can’t imaging wanting to eat the cake after I was done “having” it.

But I don’t find confection to be a turn-on, much less a sexual partner.

Odd.