The time has come to replace the capslock key with a hot-key combo. If you can't figure out how to turn it on, you've no business using it. 1 day ago
Fun Fact: The Internet was invented by DARPA to provide a robust, scalable infrastructure for distributing naked pictures of Alyssa Milano. 2 weeks ago
STOP USING APOSTROPHES IN YOUR PLURALS. It's not "drink's" or even "1990's." Just put an s on it. We're talking 3rd grade stuff here. 2 weeks ago
Forgot how much I like butterscotch... it's like a unicorn came in my mouth. 3 weeks ago
If a client says to you "I want this by the 16th," is it considered impolitic to reply "It's nice to have dreams?" 3 weeks ago
Theory: Playing bongo drums results in a specific disorientation that causes one to believe that others want to hear one's bongo drums. 3 weeks ago
#TigerWoods spends his entire career trying to put it in 18 different holes, and we're surprised this carries over into his personal life? 3 weeks ago
@ohhoe not true. Watching "Twilight" alone would be sadder. Come to think of it, watching it at all would be sadder. in reply to ohhoe3 weeks ago
"Hershey has an app?" I remember this exact conversation from 1996, only substituting "webpage" for "app." 3 weeks ago