Dear iTunes Reviewers
Is 4th grade level grammar and spelling too much to ask? Really?
Love, Pip
P.S. I will hire a hacker to break into the iTunes account database and find the personal address of the next fucker who posts a review saying “should i wach this show? click YES if u think i should
”.
Then I will find you, and I will do things to you. Dark things.
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30. Dec, 2008 
Pip is a picker, he's a grinner. He's a lover and he's a sinner.