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This poem was commissioned by smivey in honor of the movie Stripes. In fitting homage to he who fed me, it sucks.

I have been fed by Mike, who has commissioned this poem, written in his honor.

Mike requests poem
Pays eighty cents on PayPal
Gets this bad haiku

Thanks, Mike. Now… I’m still taking commissions. Yes, they’re all this bad. But the more you donate, the longer I’ll drag out my poetical crap!

This poem has been commissioned by myndphux in honor (?) of is his ex, Laurie, with whom he obviously still has issues. I’ve done this weird thing where I wrote two poems that are to be read seperately and then intertwined. Meh; I was bored, and it sounded good in my head.