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So… in the last 3 days I have received 4657 spam comment posts.

This is the best one so far:

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Wow.  Hope that title got everybody’s attention.

Actually, I’m just going to war on the spam comments.  I left this site alone for too long and the spambots have taken over.  It used to be funny, but now over 3000 comments is not.  So I’m going to take a couple of days to clear this crap out of my site.

Not that anybody reading this gives a shit, but I’m pissed so I’m ranting.

If you’re reading this, I may already be dead. Pay attention: our very lives may be in danger. I have uncovered a plot by spambots to take over the world.

No, think about it: first they were just in email, right? Randomly emailing folk with made-up names, advertising viagra and mortgage refinancing. they’d slip their nasty little bot fingers into webpages and steal email addresses for their dirty little lists, but at least you could stop them with decent spam blockers.