Cool Blog Name

Tag Archives: toby

How To… Train a Human

15. Apr, 2009 0 Comments

Comics

cats, toby

Revenge of the LOLCat

03. Sep, 2008 0 Comments

Miscellany

cats, Photos, toby

Dear Cats

09. Mar, 2007 1 Comment

Dear Chloe & Toby,

I know that you do not know your own names; in fact, you may know yourselves better as “Holy Shit” and “You Little Bastard,” respectively. Chloe & Toby are the names I gave you upon adoption, however – the ones you cheerfully ignore on a daily basis.

There are a few matters that I would like to discuss with you, without the use of the spray bottle. Apparently, tapwater has corrosive properties when applied to cats, which may make it an effective tool for expressing anger, but not productive for a civil conversation.

Featured, Letters

cats, chloe, Featured, toby

Popular
Latest
Comments
Tags

Autumn Simplex 11. Oct, 2009
FETAL KOMBAT 04. Oct, 2009
The Eighth Wonder 28. Sep, 2009
The Need To Know 28. Sep, 2009
Spelunking 28. Sep, 2009

Twitter

So very wrong. True, but wrong. RT @remygale: God bless #Jewish #women and their secret kabbalistic dick-sucking powers. 22 mins ago
The time has come to replace the capslock key with a hot-key combo. If you can't figure out how to turn it on, you've no business using it. 1 day ago
Fun Fact: The Internet was invented by DARPA to provide a robust, scalable infrastructure for distributing naked pictures of Alyssa Milano. 2 weeks ago
STOP USING APOSTROPHES IN YOUR PLURALS. It's not "drink's" or even "1990's." Just put an s on it. We're talking 3rd grade stuff here. 2 weeks ago
Forgot how much I like butterscotch... it's like a unicorn came in my mouth. 3 weeks ago
If a client says to you "I want this by the 16th," is it considered impolitic to reply "It's nice to have dreams?" 3 weeks ago
Theory: Playing bongo drums results in a specific disorientation that causes one to believe that others want to hear one's bongo drums. 3 weeks ago
#TigerWoods spends his entire career trying to put it in 18 different holes, and we're surprised this carries over into his personal life? 3 weeks ago
@ohhoe not true. Watching "Twilight" alone would be sadder. Come to think of it, watching it at all would be sadder. in reply to ohhoe 3 weeks ago
"Hershey has an app?" I remember this exact conversation from 1996, only substituting "webpage" for "app." 3 weeks ago
More updates...

How To… Train a Human

Revenge of the LOLCat

Dear Cats

About The Author

Twitter